Notch and his lifeguards must track down the serial killer haunting the Nude-Limpic Games in Malibu Adjacent and stop him from murdering any more beautiful naked women.
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Notch and his SPF-30 lifeguards leave the sands of Malibu Adjacent and hit the surf in Bulimia to take part in a reality TV show, but end up captives of Dirty Sanchez and his rebel crew.
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When B.J.'s self-esteem plummets, she joins a cult led by the Divine Rod, putting the outcome of the upcoming teatherball tournament - once considered a sure thing - in doubt.
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When B.J. and Jamaica are impregnated then abducted by aliens, Notch and Kimberlee head to Area 69 to investigate. Meanwhile, Chip and Professor Milosevic get their own sitcom.
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Notch is tried for war crimes committed by his commander, Colonel Kooze, in Vietnam, Kimberlee dates Notch’s son, Harry, and B.J. asks Chip and Jamaica to be her baby's godparents.
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Malibu Adjacent’s head lifeguard, Notch Johnson, attempts to free a group of Asian women sold into slavery and forced into prostitution - unaware that the mayor is out to destroy him.
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Jamaica’s basketball player boyfriend gets in trouble with a bookie and is forced to throw the upcoming game. Meanwhile, Kody Massengil goes to London to live with his father.
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Notch fights in a prison gladiator battle to win a chance to find Colonel Kooze and prove his innocence while Chip tries to find a bride, and Porcelain fights her claim to Snuggles' fortune.
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Dirty Sanchez and his rebel gang have already disposed of Notch and the show’s tempters and temptresses. Now they want to kill off the rest of Miami Adjacent's Shore Patrol Force.
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Notch and his lifeguards travel to Israel for a vacation but get called upon to stop HUMMUS, an Arab terrorist group, and Chip decides to convert to Judaism in order to marry a Jewish girl.
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Notch enters a midget racing event and reunites with an old girlfriend who is now married to a rival driver. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamaica help save a lesbian bar from going out of business.
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