While joyriding in a speedboat, Stan and Cartman accidentally crash into the world's largest beaver dam and flood the town of Beaverton. When the boys fail to fess up, the South Park residents assume that global warming has caused the tragedy.
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When Stan, Kyle, Kenny and the rest of South Park Elementary's fourth-grade class conspire to completely ignore Cartman after his most recent offense, the rotund loudmouth concludes that he must be dead.
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A bout of persistent erections forces Jimmy to rethink his participation in the South Park Elementary talent show. But when Butters tells him that being with a woman will help him with his problem, Jimmy sets out to bed a prostitute.
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After Cartman delivers a school presentation that incites a wave of bigotry against the redheads of the South Park community, Stan and Kyle sneak into his room while he's sleeping and transform him into his worst nightmare.
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When an influx of hippies overtakes South Park, Cartman makes it his duty to rid the town of their kind. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny make friends with a group of the longhairs, who persuade them to join their ranks.
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While visiting Denver's Sea Park, the boys are fooled by two park employees into thinking that Jamboo the orca whale is talking to them. But the prank goes a little too far when the boys decide to help their new friend escape.
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When Cartman and the boys discover that their girl classmates have a device that can reveal the future, they come up with a plot to steal it, forcing Butters to infiltrate an upcoming slumber party disguised as a girl named Marjorine.
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When they learn that winning the Little League regional championship means they have to compete on the national circuit and play baseball the entire summer, Kyle, Stan and the rest of the fourth-grade class plot to lose an elimination game.
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Forced to attend an AA meeting after getting a DUI, Randy concludes that only a miracle can cure him of his disease. When he hears word that a local church has a statue of the Virgin Mary that bleeds, Randy assumes that this is the miracle he needs.
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When Mrs. Garrison informs the class that Token stands to earn $200 for singing at the Miss Colorado Pageant, Cartman persuades Kyle, Stan and Kenny to form a talent agency so they can represent the young performer and reap 10 percent of his profits.
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When Stan is surprisingly anointed by a group of local Scientologists as the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, followers of the controversial religion descend up his house, including the church's most famous members, Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
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After Mr. Garrison undergoes sex-change surgery to achieve his lifelong dream of becoming a woman, Kyle approaches Dr. Biber to see whether the plastic surgeon can make him tall and black to improve his shot at making the All-State basketball team.
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