'When Ronnie tries to give away two ballet tickets rather than get a date to accompany her, Olive convinces her to go out alone and pamper herself the way she always wished a man would. After a wonderful solitary night of dinner, ballet and a candlelight bath, Ronnie writes an article for her catalogue urging women everywhere to treat themselves the same way. Unfortunately, she doesn't realize that her essay seems to encourage autoeroticism. The article is such a sensation that talk-show host Conan O'Brien (guest stars) jokes about Ronnie's apparent proclivities on his show. Meanwhile, Leo finds out that Perry and Tina used to date.