Jamee and Rosie'll remember this one. Okay, open scene: it's midafternoon last fall. I'm playing on my Zoo Empire game, which I got three years ago and only now have a computer that can actually run it. I pause time in the game and start to rearrange some pens. In the process, I accidentally forget to close my tiger pen. I unpause, and people run around screaming. I laugh. A woman with a knockout gun comes and puts my tiger in a box. I groan. I start a new zoo file and, usng a vast array of cheat codes, wait until my zoo is full, then block off the exit and fill the place with carnivores. I also accidentally buy two camels. Later, I invite my two buddies over. I show them my happy little zoo, and we get new ideas and start playing with it, taking pictures as we go. A while in, someone notices that whenever we take a really good picture, a camel's in the background. Thus begins the camels. We buy more, and notice all the more how the camels show up. Eventually, almost everyone in the...