Jon Heder Monologue: Jason Sudeikis plays an old friend who suspects that the character of Napoleon Dynamite was based on him (Fred Armisen, Will Forte). Weekend Update: Tim Calhoun: Tim Calhoun (Will Forte) wants to be President of the Senate. Company Retreat: The repercussions of drinking too much on a company retreat weekend (Seth Meyers, Jason Sudeikis, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Jon Heder). First Date with Operator Lady: Rachel Dratch is the voice of automated phone prompts (Jon Heder). Commercial Parody: Black Eyed Peas: The Black Eyed Peas are available for your party needs (Jon Heder, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson, Finesse Mitchell, Bill Hader).