There seems to be danger everywhere you turn lately (especially for those of you who work at the "Walls Made of Knives Store"), and we've just found out that even our beloved childhood icons are causing us harm. Turns out that all that positive reenforcement that Mr. Rogers dished out over the years turned us in to a bunch of losers. The brave reporters at Fox News have been covering this story since it first broke and we've brought all of their fair and balancedness straight to you. Part one of this three-part series includes commentary from the Weatherman Meteorologist, who we always wished would speak up more often.